Friday, 21 October 2011
Never Mind
Sunday, 16 October 2011
CSI: NEW YORK

CSI or Crime Solving Investigation is a tv serious where a bunch of people solve murders. And today I get to be one of the group. Why? Because I got the CSI= NY game for my computer. I will get to solve 4 crimes that were created by the writers of the show specifically for the game. I will get to investigate, use evidence, question suspects and capture the murderer. And all of this by being in the shoes of detectives Mac Taylor and Stella Bonasera. This will be so much fun!
My New Swiss Army Knife
knife. I got the knife from my mom. She got it at the gas station where they had a sell that if you get 20 stickers you get a discount on the Sw

Percy Jackson Series
Sunday, 2 October 2011
Friends
that is the TV show "Friends". Even thought they argue sometimes, make fun of each other, or sometimes just want to give them a hug, they a

Summary of A Midsummer Night's Dream Act 1 Scene 2
My Teacher Sees Right Through Me
My teacher asked me, “Why?”
I answered him, “It’s much too hard.”
He said, “You didn’t try.”
I told him, “My dog ate it.”
He said, “You have no dog.”
I said, “I went out running.”
He said, “You never jog.”
I told him, “I had chores to do.”
He said, “You watched TV.”
I said, “I saw the doctor.”
He said, “You were with me.”
My teacher sees right through my fibs,
which makes me very sad.
It’s hard to fool the teacher
when the teacher is your dad.
Homework! Oh Homework!
Homework! Oh, Homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you away in the sink,
if only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits.
I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lion
alone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver,
pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework,
my teacher assigns.
Homework! Oh, homework!
you're last on my list,
I simple can't see
why you even exist,
if you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!
Jack Prelutsky
If I Ran The School
Saturday, 24 September 2011
Princess in Waiting Review
Friday, 23 September 2011
How to Eat a Poem - Parody
How to Rip your Homework
By Noam Landau
Don’t be quiet
Rip it up
Pick it up with your fingers and
Tear it up some more
It is dead now, when you make it.
You do not need scissors or a paper shredder
Just use your hands
For there is no test
or quiz
or exam
To study for.
This Is Just To Say- Parody
your airplane
that was on your desk
And which
you were probably
saving
for school
Forgive me
it looked cool
and I was
3.
Tuesday, 13 September 2011
Death
The poem “Death” by John Donne is known to be a great poem for a lot of reasons. For example its unusual language use makes it a really unique. It is also great that the whole poem is actually one big metaphor.
One reason for this poem to be considered great is its unusual use of language. The language that is used in this poem is old English. It also does not have correct spelling. An example of the old English is “Death be not proud, though some have called thee”. An example of the unusual spelling is “And dost with poison, warre, and sickness dwell”. This poem is made of 3 lines only which are then turned into smaller lines.
Another reason this poem is considered great is that it is all one big metaphor. This poem is about how death cannot control natural death but can control artificial death.
Overall this poem is a great poem. For its language and metaphor.
