My New Swiss Army Knife

Over the past week, I got a new Swiss army
knife. I got the knife from my mom. She got it at the gas station where they had a sell that if you get 20 stickers you get a discount on the Sw

iss army knife collection. Mine looks like this:

When I first got it, I started exploring it. This is what my Swiss army knife has:

1 big knife

1 medium knife

1 small knife

1 saw

2 can openers

1 pair of scissors

1 wine bottle opener

1 hook like object

1 toothpick

and 1 tweezers

It looks really cool, all red with the Swiss logo on it. I'm happy that I did not have to pay for it. :)

Percy Jackson Series

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Boxed Set by Rick Riordan

This books are my favorite series because it has a lot of action and it also teaches kids about Greek Mythology. It mixes action and learning and it makes reading, for me at least, really, really fun.

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Friends

Friends. Life is nothing without them. You can count on them when your sad, or mad. There are always there for you. A good example of
that is the TV show "Friends". Even thought they argue sometimes, make fun of each other, or sometimes just want to give them a hug, they a

re always there for each other. They share emotions, laugh and cry together, and have fun. I want friend like them.

Summary of A Midsummer Night's Dream Act 1 Scene 2

In this scene 6 craftsmen are giving out parts for a play they are going to perform before the Duchess and the Duke on their wedding day. Quince is the head master, the one in charge and the one giving out the parts. Bottom is the "actor" that wants every part there is. He is to play Pyramus. Flute is the guy who has to play Thisbe, the lady Pyramus must fall in love with. He is not truly happy about this. "Nay faith, let me not play a women. I have a beard coming" is what Flute says when he is told he will play Thisbe's part. Starveling is the guy that will play Thisbe's mother. He is pleased to get this part. Snug is the idiot that has to play the lion. They will practice in the woods so no one will see them.

My Teacher Sees Right Through Me

I didn’t do my homework.
My teacher asked me, “Why?”
I answered him, “It’s much too hard.”
He said, “You didn’t try.”

I told him, “My dog ate it.”
He said, “You have no dog.”
I said, “I went out running.”
He said, “You never jog.”

I told him, “I had chores to do.”
He said, “You watched TV.”
I said, “I saw the doctor.”
He said, “You were with me.”

My teacher sees right through my fibs,
which makes me very sad.
It’s hard to fool the teacher
when the teacher is your dad.

by Bruce Lansky

Homework! Oh Homework!

Homework! Oh, Homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you away in the sink,
if only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits.

I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lion
alone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver,
pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework,
my teacher assigns.

Homework! Oh, homework!
you're last on my list,
I simple can't see
why you even exist,
if you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!

Jack Prelutsky

If I Ran The School

If I Ran the School: 24 Funny School Poems by Bruce Lansky

This is one of my favorites poetry book If I Ran the School: 24 Funny School Poems because it has some really funny poetry about school. My favorite poems are "Homework! Oh Homework!" and "The Teacher Sees Right Through Me."

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